That was quite an interesting little read, and despite your attempts at sounding well educated, the fact remains that your choice of play is not something that is welcomed here. Your new though so I can let that slide.
Point being, glitching is highly frowned upon so it is best not to mention to people you are that way inclined as you will get mostly negative feedback, if any.
As for the trolling thing... I am sure it is popular amongst the kids nowadays so I am sure you have a target audience that you like to "entertain", but it's not my thing and I think it is a douchebag move to be honest. I would rather play the game the way it's intended.
In regards to the vile and toxic nature of public lobbies, you are clearly not playing enough if you are actually questioning that one. The public lobbies are full of glitchers, trolls, abusive racists, kiddies etc that tend to overwhelm the amount of decent people who use them. I am not totally trashing public lobbies as I have met some very decent people through them, but for all the good experiences I have had I am sure there has been 10 negative ones that outweight the good one. I just don't bother playing public anymore. Suppose it helps prevent me bumping into you, doesn't it?
Anyway... I am not going to lie or suger coat things... if you use glitches you are trash as far as I am concerned!